We'll Write Your Radio Ad / Spotify Script
We'll Write Your Video Ad Script
We'll Write Your Short Film Script
All Comedy Writing
We'll Send a Love Note to Anyone
We'll Write a Letter From "Angry Santa" to Anyone
We'll Document Ourselves Wearing an "I Hate (Insert Name Here) Shirt"
All Weird Stuff
Extra Weird Stuff
We'll Hold a Sign Saying Anything You Want While Wearing a Bigfoot Costume
Sam Screams Whatever You Want
We'll Film Ourselves Emotionlessly Eating Anything From Taco Bell
All Extra Weird Stuff
Print & Play Version
The Rotten Plots Starter Pack (Full Game)
The More Violence Pack
The Sexpansion Pack
The Geriatric Attack Pack
Rotten Plots Merch
Rotten Plots T-Shirt
Rotten Plots Hooded Sweatshirt
Rotten Plots Tote Bag
All Rotten Plots Stuff
Moist Can Mittens
All Moist Stuff
Bad Ideas Notebook
Shitty Thoughts: A Bathroom Journal
If There's a God, Then How Come I'm Not Rich As Fuck: The Journal
SketchSquatch: For the Seasoned Squatcher
A Whole Bunch of Drawings My Psycho Kid Made After We Accidentally Moved Into a Haunted House
So You Robbed a Bank: Now What?
To Read in Public
Faking Success: A Liar's Guide
How to Avoid Speaking to the Person Next To You: Understanding the Art of Ignoring
How to Convince Your Friends and Family That You're Definitely Not a Serial Killer
All Fake Books
"Behind Every Simple Idea Is an Incredibly Stupid Person"
"All Things Are Difficult Before They're Even more Difficult"
"Just Remember: We're All Alone and There's No Escape"
"Together is Our Least Favorite Place to Be"
"Our Love Will Last Forever, And So Will Our Herpes"
"A Family That Eats Together, Sleeps Together"
"Success is Not an Option"
"Get Up. Dress Up. Show Up. And Give In."
"Good Things Come to Those Who Aren't Poor"
For the Home
"This Home is a Prison"
"In This Blessed Home, We Are Squatters"
"This Kitchen Smells Like Shit"
All Wall Art
Dead Ends Merch
Dead Ends Entertainment T-Shirt
Dead Ends Hooded Sweatshirt
Dead Ends Knit Beanie
"Dead Inside" Snapback Hat
"Hot Dog, Daddio!" Trucker Hat
"Yes, I'm a Tourist" Dad Hat
Drunk on God's Love
Here's to the Boys
"I am Not a Registered Sex Offender" Doormat
"Yes, There is a Man Hiding Behind This" Shower Curtain
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A perfect statement for the office or dorm room. Let your friends and co-workers know that you're simply not in it to win it.
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