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"Sorry For Blowing Your Uncle" - Card Pack

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I'm so sorry. I've made a huge mistake, and there's no turning back. Please forgive me.

Hear me out:

It was just so easy slippin' them hips out of those Wranglers and puttin' these lips 'round that dangler. You get that, right?

I know he's your uncle, but he's also my lover now. That's something that I hope you'll eventually accept and embrace, just the way I did with his rock-hard manhood for hours and hours until your aunt burst in and ruined our evening and her marriage along with it.

 

Anyway.

Seriously. So Sorry.

 

 

• Made in USA

• Sold in sets of 10

• 7x5 Front & Back Folded Card

• Blank White Envelopes Included