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"I am Not a Registered Sex Offender" Doormat

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Add some character to your home and some truth to your entryway with this stylish 26" x 18" informative doormat! Notifying your potential visitors that you're not a registered sex offender has never been easier!
 
This doormat is equipped with a felt-like polyester front and a foam rubber back to reduce slipping, protect your floor, and promote awareness of the fact that you've never been, and definitely never will be, a perverted sex criminal.
 
Aside from being a simply stunning product, this doormat is a convenient reminder to your house guests that they can enter your home with absolute certainty that you will steer clear of any aggressive perversion, because that's just not your thing!