Show them who's boss. Then show them the door. Who gives a shit about some piece of paper that tells them they're safe? This is the real world now, buddy. And it's time to kick them out of it.
"I fired my whole staff, and I couldn't be happier." - Dean of Engineering, UMWC
"This is my new Bible. 5 Stars." - Vice President, USWI
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