Gary Busey Stainless Steel Travel Mug (Stolen, SHH!)
Okay, you have to be quiet about this. Seriously, like, don't tell anyone. Got it? Okay, okay. So here's what happened. We snuck into Gary Busey's home and stole his favorite stainless steel coffee mug, and now we're selling it. Pretty cool, huh? Yeah, we thought so too. This stainless steel mug will keep drinks at the perfect temperature for hours on the go, which is exactly why we set our alarms for 3:00am, broke out his kitchen window, and stole this beauty right from his kitchen cabinet. Now you're not gonna narc, are you, you little dweeb? Huh? You better tell us right now if you're gonna rat us out, you goddamn buzzkill.