"A Family That Eats Together, Fucks Together" Cutting Board

Sale price Price $24.99 Regular price

Tax included.

Spruce up your kitchen with a little reminder to your loved ones and a little message to your guests. This multi-use bamboo cutting board, combined with the beautiful laser-etched design, will add some brutal honesty and colorful character to your boring, lifeless kitchen! This is the perfect gift for any chef who simply can't conceal the lust when hangin' around his or her closest relatives! Hold on. Where's Grandma?...And where's Daniel?


• Made From High Quality, Organically Grown Bamboo

• Dual Purpose Sides: One for Food Preparation & One for Display

• Finished Hole on Handle for Easy Hanging/Storage

• Free of Pesticides, Fertilizer & Chemicals

• No Artificial Coloring

• Food Safety Tested and Approved by US-FDA

• Food-Safe Lacquer Coated

• 11.5”x5.5” Handle to Base