We'll Hold a Sign Saying Anything You Want While Wearing a Bigfoot Costume in the Woods
Sometimes your most important thoughts need to be written down. More specifically, sometimes they need to be written down on a poster board and held by a fat man wearing a Bigfoot costume in the woods.
Hey, guess what, kid. That's exactly where we come into play. We have poster board, we have a Bigfoot costume, we're fat as hell, and we can drive around and find a forest somewhere. Sure, we might get kicked out of some public parks. And sure, there's a great chance we'll get shot. But we're doing this for you, and we love you. So we'll do whatever it takes to get your important message heard. You can't ignore this kind of message. That's a fact.