When a Drunk Man Outside a Liquor Store says, "Hey Buddy, Check This Out," How Do You Respond?

 

When a clearly inebriated man catches your attention outside a liquor store and begs to show you something "awesome," how the hell are you supposed to respond? When he taps you on the shoulder and nods his head toward the back of the store and says there's something "you really need to see," what are you supposed to say? 

We're pretty confused, and we're just looking for some clarification....and a big fucking hug.

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