We Just Found Out What "Bronies" Are, And Good For Them, I Guess. Or Not. Whatever.
by Sam Kubanon September 26, 2017
We just found out what "Bronies" are, and we were pretty shocked when we realized it wasn't a joke.
"Bronies" are adult males who have an obsession with My Little Pony. We're talking merchandise, clothing, the show itself, the magic of friendship the show promotes, and everything else. Also, we know what you're thinking. But supposedly, most bronies are pretty adamant that they are "definitely not perverts or anything," so we're glad we could get all that out of the way right off the bat.
So what do you think?
Are the Bronies really just fans of My Little Pony and life-long subscribers to the idea of the magic of friendship? Or are they some sort of underground organization of psychopaths that has its roots in some creepy-ass subreddit? It's impossible to really know, but we're going to stick with the latter idea for now, because it seems way more realistic. But also, does anyone actually care? The answer is no. So let's move on. Cool. Thanks.