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I’ve been chased by Bigfoot more times than I can count. I usually use shitty humor as my defense mechanism. Unfortunately, he doesn’t speak English. Just really badly translated Polish.
My brothers leave me in the middle of the woods every summer. That’s why I’m so good at camping. It’s either learn how to survive, or die so 🤷🏻♀️
Is there any other way to fish? Fishing by mouth is such an exhilarating experience.
Bluefin Tuna is amazing while camping. I like to share it with the bears. It’s my way of befriending them so they don’t eat me.
I don’t sleep walk, but I sleep party. The bears call me the number one party animal. Which means a lot considering they’re actual animals.
The Jason mask is pretty much the main thing that I pack for my camping trips, aside from the tuna. I’ve been shot a couple times, but since the bears and I are such good friends they usually patch me up pretty well. So there’s really no bill.
I actually personally know the Loch Ness Monster. She’s a wonderful creature. I have tea with her almost weekly.
I’m sure I did originally have more to say, but as I was typing out “8)” it kept switching it to the emoji. Which is quite rude if you ask me. It’s not like this is 2005 and I need someone to tell me what emoji I’m supposed to use.
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