Our Neighbor Can't Seem to Sell His Couch, So We're Going to Help.

by Dead Ends Entertainmenton December 05, 2017

we're trying to sell our neighbor's couch

Our neighbor's couch has been rotting outside his house for one year now (updated from "five months"), and as far as we can tell, there are no pending offers for the beautiful, faux leather piece of furniture. So, since it's obviously still up for grabs and/or generous offers, we figured we'd help him out by suggesting a starting bid price. 

If you happen to be in need of a nearly non-functioning, but yet visually stunning love seat, and if you have a few bucks to spare, why not help the poor guy out? All he wants is to get back the manufacturer's suggested retail price. Is that too much to ask? 

Here are Some Photos of Our Neighbor's Couch:

our neighbor's couch

we're trying to help sell our neighbor's couch

Details:

MAKE: Unknown

MODEL: Unknown

AMOUNT OF TIME LEFT OUTSIDE:  One Whole Goddamn Year

CURRENT AMOUNT OF BIDDERS: 1 (subject to change)

CURRENT HIGHEST BID: $800

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Please bid on the couch via email to hello@deadends.co. 

We will respond to your email promptly about the status of your offer.

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