Our Neighbor Can't Seem to Sell His Couch, So We're Going to Help.
by Dead Ends Entertainmenton December 05, 2017
Our neighbor's couch has been rotting outside his house for one year now (updated from "five months"), and as far as we can tell, there are no pending offers for the beautiful, faux leather piece of furniture. So, since it's obviously still up for grabs and/or generous offers, we figured we'd help him out by suggesting a starting bid price.
If you happen to be in need of a nearly non-functioning, but yet visually stunning love seat, and if you have a few bucks to spare, why not help the poor guy out? All he wants is to get back the manufacturer's suggested retail price. Is that too much to ask?
Here are Some Photos of Our Neighbor's Couch:
AMOUNT OF TIME LEFT OUTSIDE: One Whole Goddamn Year
CURRENT AMOUNT OF BIDDERS: 1 (subject to change)
CURRENT HIGHEST BID: $800
Please bid on the couch via email to firstname.lastname@example.org.
We will respond to your email promptly about the status of your offer.