1.) Watch out, Santa!
2.) This is India. We didn't think Santa even cared about India.
3.) Maybe he lives here. We don't know. We're just trying to understand. That's all.
4.) Is this India again? No, it's Kentucky. But who cares? There's hardly a difference.
6.) Santa doesn't need a goddamn spacesuit.
7.) We didn't think he'd even be allowed here.
8.) Wow. Santa's a fucking psycho.
9.) Are you kidding?!
10.) Santa will not be intimidated.
11.) Wanna chip in to help bail him out?