Hopeless Horoscopes: What Does Your Sign Say About You Today?
ARIES You will get crushed by a speeding bus at 9:15 AM. I wouldn't even bother showering. Fuck it, don't even brush your teeth. TAURUS It was kind of funny...Read more
Hillary Just Got MOISTed. #HillaryIsMoist
1.) "With your help, we can make America MOIST. You want to get moist, don't you?" - Hillary Clinton 2.) Who says you can't get classy while getting moist? 3.)...Read more
Moist Tunes: Yuletide Edition
It's Christmastime, and with Christmastime comes Christmas songs. Of all the repetitive, grating tunes incessantly hummed by our tone-deaf uncles around the Holidays, one stands out as perhaps the most...Read more
If We Make a Post About Our Opinion on Gun Control, Will you Click the Link?
If we were to make a post about our opinion on gun control, would you click the link? If we got super vulgar and aggressive about either being totally for...Read more
Donald Trump is MOIST. #DonaldIsMoist (6 Photos)
1.) "Make America MOIST again." - Donald Trump#DonaldIsMoist 2.) MOIST Rump for President. #DonaldIsMoist 3.) "Big D" gives a thumbs up for moisture. Will You?#DonaldIsMoist 4.) We tagged his book. Sorry...Read more