Fitbits: How Much Do They Really Know About You?
The Fitbit is a great addition to your new arsenal of exercise equipment, but it knows a lot more about who you are than you could ever imagine. Cool, huh?...Read more
Trends From 2015 That We're Glad Aren't Cool Anymore
1.) Throwing Small Dogs From Tall Buildings Once 2015 came, teens became bored with throwing pennies off skyscrapers, so they swapped the pennies out for something that (kind of) mattered....Read more
Breaking: God Discovers Science Isn't Real
What follows is the transcript of an email we received from God, father of the relatively famous Jesus Christ and Sort-Of-Husband to Mary Christ. What God has to say is...Read more
We Interviewed a Few Celebrities About Their New Year's Resolutions.
Pope Francis - Try New Things "I've never been to a Lil Wayne concert. That might be kind of cool. Also, I've heard heroin is crazy. So that may...Read more
Medical Breakthrough: You'll Never Want to Breathe Air Again
Since the beginning of civilization, many have searched for the answer to eternal life. While a majority have looked to the heavens for divine guidance, others have journeyed to the...Read more
MOIST Through the Ages
1.) Moses, the Master of Moisture and Father of the Flow. 2.) That's right. Cave paintings get MOISTed too. #NothingIsDry 3.) Most biblical experts believe that Adam and Eve's genitals were...Read more
Top 11 Presents We Definitely Don't Want From Grandma This Year
1.) A "New" VCR 2.) Another One of Her Itchy, Hand-Knitted Sweaters 3.) A Toy From the Cracker Barrel Gift Shop 4.) Another Typewriter 5.) A Nokia Brick -...Read more