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The Fitbit is a great addition to your new arsenal of exercise equipment, but it knows a lot more about who you are than you could ever imagine. Cool, huh?...

1.) Throwing Small Dogs From Tall Buildings Once 2015 came, teens became bored with throwing pennies off skyscrapers, so they swapped the pennies out for something that (kind of) mattered....

What follows is the transcript of an email we received from God, father of the relatively famous Jesus Christ and Sort-Of-Husband to Mary Christ. What God has to say is...

  Pope Francis - Try New Things "I've never been to a Lil Wayne concert. That might be kind of cool. Also, I've heard heroin is crazy. So that may...

Since the beginning of civilization, many have searched for the answer to eternal life. While a majority have looked to the heavens for divine guidance, others have journeyed to the...

1.) Moses, the Master of Moisture and Father of the Flow. 2.) That's right. Cave paintings get MOISTed too. #NothingIsDry 3.) Most biblical experts believe that Adam and Eve's genitals were...

  1.) A "New" VCR 2.) Another One of Her Itchy, Hand-Knitted Sweaters 3.) A Toy From the Cracker Barrel Gift Shop 4.) Another Typewriter 5.) A Nokia Brick -...

Ever since the first Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer came out, everyone has been asking the same question. "Where is Luke Skywalker?"  Well we've done some research, and the...